These, ladies and gentlemen and shemales, are several excerpts from my heated conversation with a guy who isn't actually fit to kiss my ass. I trusted him. I actually fell for him at one point. That lapse in judegment aside, I had truly believed that he had told me the truth finally and was fine with accepting our relationship as purely physical and eventually just not bothering with him at all. However...he has come back to haunt me. And everything he's ever told me has been a lie, lie, lie, LIE LIE!!! I shall never trust a man again unless he's gay you can bank on THAT.He has insulted me far worse than I have ever been insulted not just verbally but the sense of betrayal by being lied to so much is a hard pill to swallow. Not that I haven't been lied to before with the ulterior motive of getting in my pants. But never this elaborately. But now the mask is off and his true personality is um, shining through.
And to make matters worse I have to go for a clap test...
So what's that saying? Don't get mad, get even. Well baby I'm both. And it's a lethal combination. I'll have my say and a whole lot more and he won't even know what's happening til I walk out back out. If he thinks he's getting it...he's gonna get it alright. Dark forces are at work in my soul...so stay tuned.
Cherry Venus says:I just thought I'd drop you a line and let you know I have chlamydia
aka clap
just thought you needed to know
Black Mamba says:
i know wht clap is
and i know you didnt get it from me
and i also know youre lying
Cherry Venus says:
Why am I lying exactly
Black Mamba says:
unless youve had sex with someone else
Cherry Venus says:
Of course I have, I am rather experienced you know
Black Mamba says:
if thats the case then WHY would i need to know that you have been claptrapped?
Cherry Venus says:
because I can tell we have a connection, we were going for it
Black Mamba says:
wht ARE you talking about
are you drunk?
Cherry Venus says:
Drunk for you bebbeh?
Black Mamba says:
yeh ur drunk
Cherry Venus says:
no, I'm not
Black Mamba says:
then WHT are you trying to SAY
Cherry Venus says:
I'm just majorly horny
I thought you'd be interested in having sex sometime
Cherry Venus says:
I've had a lot in my time and you know my memory isn't great
Black Mamba says:
we both know thats a load of bs
Cherry Venus says:
You know, you seemed to enjoy it an awful lot dear
Black Mamba says:
WHT THE HELL WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE AN IMECILE
not that thats anything unusual
Cherry Venus says:
Because I'm just confident in my abilities, I have to be in order to think about you and write you into my book
as a sex interest, no less
Black Mamba says:
fantastic
Cherry Venus says:
Most girls take that as a compliment
Black Mamba says:
in case you havent noticed
DEAR
i am not "most girls"
sex interest is NOT a compliment
it implies slut status
Cherry Venus says:
I do have clap
Not might
Do
Black Mamba says:
and you have been for a test and know this for sure
Cherry Venus says:
I went for a test yesterday
Or rather I was told yesterday
Black Mamba says:
you were told by the doctor that you have clap
yes?
Cherry Venus says:
Yes
Black Mamba says:
and wht made you go in for a test
Cherry Venus says:
Because I have been having many sexual encounters
Black Mamba says:
are you bullshitting me right now
Cherry Venus says:
no
Black Mamba says:
i swear to god adam if youre fucking with me i will hunt you down and make sure that you no longer can be recognized as a man
Cherry Venus says:
I told you for a good reason, I don't know when I got it or who from
Black Mamba says:
how many exactly
and wtf have you been DOIN to have this much sex
if youre telling the truth
Cherry Venus says:
I suppose I just have an animal attraction about me
You should know darling
Black Mamba says:
im reeeeeeally beginning to get pissed
Cherry Venus says:
And I know you were impressed with me
Black Mamba says:
i told you you have a larger than average cock
and?
how...many
and just...WHEN?
Cherry Venus says:
Well there were four before you, and there have been five since
so 10 in all
But I used protection on every one apart from Holly who was before you
Black Mamba says:
youve had sex with FIVE people since the end of may?
Cherry Venus says:
How many do you have on your bedpost exactly?
Black Mamba says:
ONE
since the end of may
Cherry Venus says:
and before?
Black Mamba says:
oh my god
Cherry Venus says:
I'm being honest because I want to have sex with you again, I'm on antibitoics so I'll be fine in no time
I haven't had sex in a while and I want sex with you now
Black Mamba says:
jesus christ you acting like a man whore has sure gone to your head
a WHILE?!?!
five in two months
wht one night stands?
or have you got friends with benefits all over the place
Cherry Venus says:
Well I'm used to going out and getting whatever I want if you know what I mean, I'm only being honest
Black Mamba says:
i dont believe you
Cherry Venus says:
Well you should know about friends with benefits
Black Mamba says:
i do
but at LEAST im forthcoming about it
wht happened to you dont like people
and that you werent very experienced
granted four isnt that many
but wht in the HELL have you been doing?
Cherry Venus says:
It worked a charm I think
Black Mamba says:
on who exactly
Cherry Venus says:
On yyou, you wanted to sleep with me
and you liked what you got
Black Mamba says:
all this sex has gone to you HEAD
Cherry Venus says:
I'm just being honest with you
I can't do with using the old right hook and pretending it's you anymore
Black Mamba says:
prtending whts me
Cherry Venus says:
When I masturbate, being frank
Black Mamba says:
WHAT has happened to turn you into such an ARROGANT...
there are no words for it
Cherry Venus says:
You happened baby You haven't denied that I made you come everywhere, and quite frankly I know I'm a demon in bed now
It's not arrogant, just a fact
Black Mamba says:
its ARROGANT
Cherry Venus says:
I mean, this sounds cruel, but I've always thought of myself as a romeo, and you fell right onto my bacon slicer
It worked
Cherry Venus says:
I'm just being honest, I always thought this way
Women have always wanted me
Black Mamba says:
who ARE you
wht the FUCK
Cherry Venus says:
Demetrius Valentine, the new and improved version, all my inner passions are now on the outside
And it feels good
Black Mamba says:
i see whts happened here
Cherry Venus says:
Maybe all the sex has gone to my head, but it's for the best
Black Mamba says:
LMFAO
the BEST?????
are you INSANE?
Cherry Venus says:
Yeah, why not come over and see?
Black Mamba says:
HONESTY???
you have just OBLITERATED any RIGHT to use that particular word
Cherry Venus says:
honestLy
With an L in it
And i'm not being dishonest
If anything the opposite is true
I've been VERY honest with you my love
Anyway, Can I ask a personal question, was I the best you ever had?
Black Mamba says:
NOT ANYWAYS
i am NOT a THING
i am NOT a TOY
Cherry Venus says:
I want to know an honest answer that's all
Black Mamba says:
and you havent actually heard a word ive said
Cherry Venus says:
Toys just don't do it for me, that's why I want you again
I was asking Can I ask a personal question, was I the best you ever had?
Cherry Venus says:
Since you're avoiding I'll assume yes
Black Mamba says:
JESUS CHRIST
i am NOT avoiding
Cherry Venus says:
I just want a little affirmation!
Black Mamba says:
and the ANSWER if youll keep it SHUT for a SECOND
is NO
Cherry Venus says:
really?
Black Mamba says:
is that hard for you to believe?
as far as i can tell you need no further boost to your ego
Cherry Venus says:
You don't want to boosy my ego, so that means you don't want to tell me I'm good
Trust me, the way you were going I can tell
Black Mamba says:
your ego needs SHOOTING
wht i will say
is that you DEFINATELY shot past every guy in one department
Cherry Venus says:
What's that?
You're not pregnant are you?
Black Mamba says:
if i had your child in my womb id kill myself
because id feel too guilty at just killing the baby with an abortion
Cherry Venus says:
Why do I go past every guy then?
Amount of orgasms
Black Mamba says:
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
no
Cherry Venus says:
You came a few times I seem to remember
Black Mamba says:
you have a shit memory you said so yourself
Cherry Venus says:
but you did come though?
That's not a denial sweet cheeks
Black Mamba says:
HAH
when you wanted it at four in the fucking morning you were that quick i didnt even have time to fall asleep
Cherry Venus says:
Long enough to get you quivering I remember
Black Mamba says:
please refer to my previous comment about the memory
Cherry Venus says:
I wasn't exactly quick though
I know that much
Black Mamba says:
well unfortunately for me
i do have a good memory
and yes
it was
Cherry Venus says:
Well no wonder, you were tighter than a drum sweetie
You ride like a dream
You said I was big, I know I was dusting thhe cobwebs out of your womb when I was inside
Black Mamba says:
cobwebs
i have had more sex, LOVE, than YOU will ever get
Cherry Venus says:
And I know none of them were as good as me, I could see it in your eyes
Black Mamba says:
might i direct you to the house next door
Cherry Venus says:
Why on earth would I go there, you're where it's at
Black Mamba says:
the house next door, DIMWIT, is where the sexiest man ive ever met lives
and the best sex partner ive ever had
resident sex on legs
so no
Cherry Venus says:
Have you ever considered really kinky stuff with me then?
I want to go into every orifice you have
go on cam
I want to imagine fucking your face babe
Black Mamba says:
ive done kinky
i have a blood fetish
and right now
i want to imagine slitting your throat
Cherry Venus says:
I bet youre flicking the bean at the thought of me, it's ok to be a little shy
I'll make you bleed when my cock splits you in 2
and you can punish me
Black Mamba says:
i want to gouge your eyes out with a spoon
Cherry Venus says:
Can I be brutally honest with you
The entire time we've been talking I've been masturbating like a safari park chimp at the thought of you
Black Mamba says:
the only thought that turns me on right now is the thought of you being mortally wounded
Cherry Venus says:
I'm not ashamed of my existence as a sexual being
Oh my god
I just came at the thought of your cavernous hole
Can we get this out of the way, I want you you want me, when can we do it?
Black Mamba says:
stop putting words in my mouth
i NEVER said i wanted you
Cherry Venus says:
I know you did
that morning
You wouldn't have ridden like a pro if you didn't want me
Black Mamba says:
that morning
hm
since were being so um
"brutally honest"
i had absolutely NO intention or desire to go home with you that night
Cherry Venus says:
I know that's not true
Black Mamba says:
it is abso-fucking-lutely true
i did NOT even want to SEE you
or speak to you
let ALONE anything else
Cherry Venus says:
and why not?
Did I rip up your insides?
Black Mamba says:
PAH
i assume you know that girls are pretty good at faking it
well babe guess what?
Cherry Venus says:
Yeah ok
Are you going for a clap test then?
If you have it we can easily do it anytime of your choosing with nothing to fear though
Black Mamba says:
my choosing?
how about never?
and since YOU were so STUPID as to have unprotected sex
then yes
i am going for a test
Cherry Venus says:
Next time I'll eat you out good as well
something else I mastered
Black Mamba says:
there wont BE a next time
unless its to send you to an early well deserved grave
Cherry Venus says:
Hardly well deserved
Black Mamba says:
you know wht the irony about this whole thing is
generally
i find arrogance
in a stranger
under certain circumstances
to be a turn on
Cherry Venus says:
Sounds to me like you find every stranger a turn on sweetheart
EAAAAASYYYYYY
Black Mamba says:
you think
that because youve just engaged in a serial shagging spree
that you know everything
news flash
YOU DONT
Cherry Venus says:
So when can we fuck then princess?
Black Mamba says:
call me princess again and ill cut off your balls and make you eat them
Cherry Venus says:
ohh, the princess is kinkier than i thought?
maybe we could film it my little peach?
You know we've got an animal attraction
Black Mamba says:
your a shag
simple as
your a guy
therefore
a dick
nothing more
Cherry Venus says:
Well you're a cunt, and a mighty tight one at that
Black Mamba says:
i dont deserve such an insult
you however
take all the prizes
Cherry Venus says:
How many times have you actually said no to a guy then?
Black Mamba says:
you would be surprised
shocked even
althought saying yes to you was clearly a HUGE mistake
Cherry Venus says:
You don't regret a thing princess
Black Mamba says:
and obv you think you know whts going on inside my head
and STOP calling me that
Cherry Venus says:
Youre my dark sex princess
We fuck, we love it
You know it makes sense
Black Mamba says:
wht an imagination you have
i am not anyones anything
Cherry Venus says:
Oh you wouldn't believe
You
are
my
piece
of
cunt
Black Mamba says:
and that is the worst insult yet
question
if youve had so much sex in the past couple of months
WHY dont you just go and get it from the poor unsuspecting girl you were last with
Cherry Venus says:
because you're easier than falling off a log so I thought I'd have a go
OK?
I bet you've been fingering yourself this whole time haven't you
I had you shaking
you love it
Black Mamba says:
you may not be able to keep it in your pants or your hands out of theirs
i however am just fine
Cherry Venus says:
Yeah ok princess
You're my piece of cunt and I made you come like a fountain, I can't have been as bad as you say
Black Mamba says:
if you come back from bradford with AIDS i will lmfao
Cherry Venus says:
Well, you might end up with that rate you've been knocking them off
Black Mamba says:
lets see
my one
to your five
id say the chances of you getting it are far higher than mine
Cherry Venus says:
If I have it you'll have it, when I fuck you senseless
imagine it
get a picture in your mind and try to resist it
my cock, your cunt, a perfect match
Black Mamba says:
a cock
a cunt
is a match
nothing to do with you and me
and its not wise to talk yourself up
Cherry Venus says:
Listen, I know we've been going at it, I know you want it, I know you squirted like a water feature, and you haven't done bad for someone who looks like a mid-op tranny
you've got a tight cunt, but I'll say goodbye to your face and focus on your clunge next time
have a nice night dreaming of me, good luck tomorrow princess
Black Mamba says:
oh i will
guess wht
ive decided
Cherry Venus says:
WHAT PRINCESS
Black Mamba says:
you n me?
Cherry Venus says:
you actually want a poke right now?
my doors open
Black Mamba says:
its on
and thats allll you need to know babe
Cherry Venus says:
You'll be on me soon enough
Black Mamba says:
hm
Cherry Venus says:
And I'll be in you
And it'll be a jolly good time
Black Mamba says:
oh it will
Cherry Venus says:
Have a good night, princess, try not to shag anybody till I get there eh?
Black Mamba says:
im not promising a thing
other than you and me
well
its gonna be an experience
Cherry Venus says:
I'll remember that when I'm making you come like the stallion that I am
Black Mamba says:
and i look forward to our meeting
Cherry Venus says:
You know we're going to end up in bed together don't you?
Black Mamba says:
as opposed to
i mean the floor works just as well
Cherry Venus says:
Well, as long as you have your minge out and your face covered up, anywhere will do
till next time, princess
